penguinitas, we fucking hate you.

We just saw sydney crosby hoist the cup over his head.

We puked, many, many times.

Why does every team we hate have to win? It fucking sucks. I mean, I know that you're supposed to cheer for the team that beat you, but really, who does that? You kinda just want to stick a knife into their back(don't do that, it's not legal) after they win. And you want them to break their heads open next time.

Example:

After the thrilling last minutes of that game, we had to be screaming because Detroit lost and the team we hated, that beat us like they did Detroit(which was mentioned oh so many times during the Pierre interviews), were having a gayfest out there.

EXAMPLES OF GAYFEST:

Seriously guys, how long can you scream?

And screaming the word "fuck" while holding the cup?

While you are miced..

Bad, bad idea.

We want to go crawl in a hole, take Sydney with us and make him see what it feels like to be a Caps fan right now.

You will always be a monkey in our minds.

The one positive thing is that the Bears won. YAAAY KARL AND NEUVY.

We will admit that the only cute moment was Geno during this entire sausage fest of a celebration.

Oh, and this picture makes us laugh.

BITCHEZ IZ MA CUP.U JUSS STAND AND WATCHEZ. JUSS STAND AND WATCHEZ ME HOISTZ ZE CUP!

Hockey is over for the summer, and we will eat our feelings because the FUCKING PENGUINITAS WON. WHY. WHO DID THIS.

we will find them, and stuff them into a bag.