Penguinitas have a fiesta...

Has anyone ever wondered why the Penguinitas decided to have white outs?

With those white shirts, they are basically screaming: OH MANZ WE IZ STOOPID CUZ OTHER TEAM WEAR WHITE AND WEZ WEAR WHITE, GOOOO OTHER TEAMZ WOO WOO OMG.

Okay, here is a recap of the Penguinitas vs. Red Wings game from yesterday.

It is quite lengthy since there was a good amount of goals scored.

The refs make a really great call right off the bat.



Cause he was totally tripped.

So the 'kill is going fine, then all of a sudden Malkin takes some shots of vodka and scores a goal. But we forgive him a little bit because he's a teddy bear.

We love you too, Geno.

Oh and he had a great celebration.

Q: How many pictures did the media get of his celebration?

A: Obviously not enough.

As you are wondering if what happened to our beloved Caps will happen to the Wings, they become friends with the net again.

1-1 BOOYAKASHA.

Thanks, Bobby Scuds. You have permission to suck it.

After a little bit of frolicking in the fields with his best friends, Cindy and Geno, Brad Stuart takes the Wings' friendship with the net a step further.

2-1

As MAF, also know as the one who pooped the puck into the net a couple of times in Game 2, mends his relationship with his net, Malkin decides that he owns this place, and gets a break away. No Goal. You can wipe off the sweat from your forehead.

You are a brick wall, Ozzy.

BUT AS YOU ARE GRABBING YOUR PINK TOWEL, STAAL GETS A BREAKAWAY. He decides that if the wings want to best friends with the net, he's gonna make them have a cat fight for its frienship.


2-2

And then, as you are placing your pink towel down in disbelief, THEY FUCKING MEND THEIR FRIENDSHIP.

Ktang don't be such a slut. This is neither the time nor the place for that. Control yourself!

3-2, Cindy and the girls celebrate as if they just saw Santa Claus. As you stop cursing your TV out, it becomes 4-2. WONDERFUL(buckets of sarcasm dumped into that)

The two teams are back in the field, frolicking, as Detroit decides to forget how to play hockey. Malkin owns the place once again with a breakaway. Its okay though, no goal. The net doesnt like facing Malkin one on one.

In the third period, the Penguinitas rub it into the Wings' face that they are bff's with their net. As you begin wondering whether you should just walk away from the TV, the slash on Cindy makes you laugh like a hyena and you stay seated.

Penguins win, 4-2.
Series tied 2-2.
Frick.

Yea we're upset too.



But that made us feel a little bit better.

In addition...
-Our buddy Eric Fehr, had two surgeries, on both his shoulders. They say the recovery time is about 3-6 months but we hope he's ready by training camp and that he recovers quickly!



-Dave Steckel had surgery on his broken finger but it wasn't supposed to be complicated and he is expected to make a quick recovery.



-Oh and in the latest Karl news, he participated FULLY in practice today at Hersheypark Arena!!! Congratulations, Al. He is questionable for this weekend's game.