Red Wings Rage War

Yesterday, the Penguins took a beating from the Wings.
The Penguins looked like 10 year olds getting beaten up by 13 year old kids for their lunch money.

Below is a shot of what the Red Wings didn't experience much of, the beating was the other way around.

This game got so interesting that two pair skaters got on the ice!

Recap:

After a couple of chances from both teams to beat the crap out of each other and steal each others lunch money, the Wings decide that MAF will be attacked.

Datsyuk and Cleary team up and punch MAF in the balls and face until he insists that they go away by giving them his lunch money.

They go get some Coca Colas and Snickers with this lunch money that they are sharing, and frolick off. (Yes, I laich the word frolick)

1-0

Meanwhile, the other members of the Wings are getting hungry.

Hossa decides to strike with someone who we can't spell the name of.

Since MAF cried to his mom, Dan Bylsma, he has more money this time.

As they approach MAF they decide to punch him in the face and stomach and then split the money 50/50. They get their money, with a piteful attempt at a stop from MAF.

2-0

They then decide to get Pop Tarts and Slurpees from 7-11 to celebrate. Then the Wings get jealous of these four gentlemen, and decide that they all deserve MAF's damn lunch money.

This shot is beautiful.

Now back to the story...

They scheme a way to get it, and Kronwall strikes first. Kronwall had to pack a few more punches for the lunch money, but oh was it worth it. Those Big Gulps and Skittles for the whole team were great gifts from MAF's beating.

3-0

Datsyuk returns well fed, and decides to share the rest of his lunch money with Rafulski.
What do you think Rafulski did? He spent it wisely.
4-0

At this point in the game, the Wings are well fed, and dominating the hungry Penguinitas. Malkin is sad, so Dan Bylsma takes a little snack break.

Awwwww.

This snack break makes the Wings decide that they are not yet quite full. So they assign Zetterburg the job to beat MAF up and take his lunch money. And he does. They buy a nice large pizza with this money.

5-spankin 0.

MAF starts bawling, and is pulled off the playground. There are a few more chances for the Wings to eat, and beat up the new goal tender, but they finally feel bad, and want to give the kid a break. BUT, the fights continue, with the rest of the Penguins just to amuse the Red Wing fans that are watching behind the fence of the playground.

Also, on a sidenote: Someone please tell NBC that Pierre is not liked by most of the fans. The only funny thing that occured when he was being shown was Billy Guerin going: YAH YAH when Pierre asked if he was ok. That's it. We do not care what is going on between the boards. We care about what's on the ice.

SERIES: 3-2 WINGS.